有個英文笑話看不懂笑點所在,

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有個英文笑話看不懂笑點所在,
Walking home incredible drunk,two women realised that they needed to use the bathroom.Passing a graveyard,one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone.The first woman used her underwear to wipe herself and threw it away while her friend decided to use a large ribbon from one of the wreaths.The next day the first woman's husband called the other one's and said,"my wife came home without her underwear last night.""That's nothing,"said the other."Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck in her butt that said,"from all of us at the fire station,we'll never forget you!"

解答:

就是兩個女的喝醉了
她們急需解決個人問題
於是當她們到了墓碑那
就開始各自解決各自的
一個解決完後用內衣擦了身子就把內衣丟了
另一個解決完後用墓碑上的花圈抽出幾個絲帶來擦身子(估計擦完後,還有帶子在身上)
第二天第一個的男人發現他妻子昨晚沒穿內衣回來,(感覺被帶上綠帽子了)
另一個男的(更慘)發現有一張寄語條子夾在他妻子的pp上,上面寫著消防局與我們都不會忘了你的(往歪里想)

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