英語翻譯請安靜一下,好了.先自我介紹一下.我在這個班級作爲你們的同伴,以及這位年輕漂亮的老師的學生.雖然我不打算向她學什

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英語翻譯
請安靜一下,好了.
先自我介紹一下.我在這個班級作爲你們的同伴,以及這位年輕漂亮的老師的學生.雖然我不打算向她學什麼東西,但我還是要作爲他的學生現在站在這裡.接著是關於這次演講,我完全是被迫的,現在就是拖點時間,我看時間快到了,那就結束了吧.
其實我完全不會英語,剛才那些都是我編的,我實在編不下去了.
以上這些,求大神翻譯,拜託不要機翻
「以上這些,求大神翻譯,拜託不要機翻」除了這就,如果可以用原來的分段就再好不過.

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well, be quiet
let me introduce myself first. I am in this class as your friends/classmate and this beautiful lady's student. Though I don't mean to learn anything from her, I am still here as her student. As to this short speech, i am totally forced to. Well, let's say sth to against time. wow, time's up, let's finish this talk.
As a matter of fact, I don't know English. I fabricated it all. Well, I can't go on...