急求簡短的英文新聞、趣聞、或者故事.150字左右.帶中文翻譯的.

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急求簡短的英文新聞、趣聞、或者故事.150字左右.帶中文翻譯的.

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Mr.Richards is quite good at shooting and he joined the city's shooting club.
The shooting club has a first-class shooting team.It has won many prizes in shooting competitions across the country.One of the most important shooting competitions is taking place in the city.Mr.Richards is so interested in it that he goes to watch it.But one of the members of the team suddenly falls ill just before the match,and the captain hurries to choose someone else to take his place Mr.Richards is introduced to him.So he becomes a member of the team.
Mr.Richards has never taken part in such an important competition before.He feels excited,but he also feels very nervous.He cannot stop his hands from trembling while shooting.He does very badly in the match.When he takes his score to the captain,he says,"after seeing my score,I would like to go outside and shoot myself."
The captain looks at the score for a few seconds and then says,"Well,you'd better take two bullets with you if you do that!"
理查茲先生很擅長射擊,他加入了城市射擊俱樂部.射擊俱樂部擁有一流的射擊隊.它已經贏得了許多獎項在全國射擊比賽.最重要的一個射擊比賽是發生在城市.理查茲先生很感興趣,他去看它.但一個團隊成員突然生病,只是在比賽,和船長趕緊找人代替他理查茲先生介紹給他.所以他成爲團隊的一員.理查茲先生不參加這樣重要的比賽之前.他感到興奮,但他也覺得很緊張.他不能阻止他的手顫抖時.他非常糟糕的比賽.當他把分數給船長,他說,「在看到我的成績,我想去外面飲彈自盡.」隊長看著評分爲幾秒鐘,然後說,「嗯,如果你想自殺,你最好帶上兩顆子彈!」