急求一段英文繞口令!需要一段英文繞口令,不要太短也不要太長,半分鐘之內,內容要好,這兩位回答好幾條,但每一條都有些短,讀

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急求一段英文繞口令!
需要一段英文繞口令,不要太短也不要太長,半分鐘之內,內容要好,
這兩位回答好幾條,但每一條都有些短,讀出來要有十幾秒的才行!

解答：

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?