英語課本劇,急求!1、要7個人演的2、內容要適合戴面具的3、不要太短也不要太長,大概5-10分鐘能演完的4、最好搞笑一點

題目：

英語課本劇,急求!
1、要7個人演的
2、內容要適合戴面具的
3、不要太短也不要太長,大概5-10分鐘能演完的
4、最好搞笑一點
好的話我會追加分的
5、要有中文翻譯哦!拜託了

解答：

April Fool's Day
愚人節
(N：講述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：媽媽；U：醜男；D1：大女兒；D2：小女兒；S：科學家；king國王)
N:Many years ago,on April 1,a body had birth.His father called him "foolman",nobody like him except his mother.How time flies!
許多年以前的四月一日,有個嬰孩誕生了,他老爸給他取名爲「愚男」,除他媽媽,沒人喜歡他.時間過的真快啊!
F:Mum,I'm eithteen years old,so I will leave this family.
媽媽,我十八歲了,我要離開這個家了.
Mum:All right,but please see me at times.This is a bottle of drink,a piece of dry bread.Remember:take good care of yourself,bye!
好的,但要時不時回家看望我哈.這是一瓶酒,一塊乾麵包.記住：要照顧好自己啊.再見了!
N:He came to a forest,and met an ugly man.
他走到一座森林,遇到一個醜八怪的男人.
U:Hello!I'm very hungry and thirsty,could you give me something to drink and eat,please?
我又餓又干,請給我些喝的和吃的,怎麼樣?
F:Ok,here.
好的.給.
U:Oh,thanks very much!Now,I will go.Oh,this stick is for you,it will bring luck to you.Good luck!
喔,多謝了!好,我要走了.哦,這根手杖給你,會給你帶來好運的.一路好運!
N:The foolman reached a restaurant,the boss had two daughters,they found the stick very brightly.
愚男來到一棟餐館,老闆有兩個女兒,她們發現那根手杖閃閃發光.
D1:Oh,how beautiful it is!I want it,it's great!（上前抓木棒,卻被粘在上面） Oh!Dear!I can't leave it!（吃驚地）
喔,好漂亮的手杖啊!我想要,真是太棒了!(上前抓木棒,卻被粘在上面)啊,老天啊!我放不開它了!(吃驚地)
D2:Sister,what are you doing there?Do you want this stick yourself?No,I will get a part of it!We are parent's daughters,I must get a part of it like you!（走向木棒）
姐姐,你在那做啥啊?你自個兒想要那根手杖?不行,我要有一份!我們都是父母的女兒,我必須跟你一樣要有一分!（走向木棒）
D1:Don't come!Don't come!It's dangerous!
別來!別來!危險!
D2:You can come,so I can come,too!（也被粘在木棒上） Oh,my god!What's wrong with me?
你來得,我也來得!（也被粘在木棒上）啊,老天啊!我怎麼啦?
D1:What a pity!
真可惜!
N:Foolman didn't mind at all,after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant.Of course,two girls followed him.In the field they met an old scientist.
愚男一點都不在意,吃了飯之後,他拿起那根手杖就離開了飯館.當然,那兩個女孩就跟著他.來到一塊田的時候,他們遇到一位科學家.
S:Oh!Terrible!You two girls follow a boy.How silly of you!I will take you back home,and take the boy to the police station.（抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh!Bad luck!Terrible!
啊!太可怕了!你姐妹倆跟著一個男孩,你們怎麼這麼傻啊!我帶你們回家,把這個男孩送到警察局去.（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊!糟糕!太糟糕啦!
N:A few days later,they got to a strange country.The king had a daughter,but she never smiled or laughed.
幾天之後,他們來到一個陌生的國度.國王有個女兒,但她從來不笑.
King:Who can make her smile or laugh,she'll be his wife.
要是誰能讓她笑,那她就是他的妻子.
F:Let me try ,Perhaps I can.
我來看看.或許我能呢.
N:Then they went to see her.She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
這樣他們就去看望她.她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑個不停.
k:Ok,you make her laugh,now let us look at your 生辰八字.Which day is your birthday?
好的,你讓她笑了,現在讓我們看看你的生辰八字,你哪天出生的?
F:April 1.
四月一日.
K:Oh!What a great boy!Do you know my country's name?Let me tell you:it called "Fool World"!Very suits you,right?!
哦!多麼棒的孩子!你知道我們國家的名字嗎?我告訴你吧,叫「愚蠢世界」.非常適合你,對不?
N:The result is ——The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died.That is why we now have a holiday called :"April Fool".
結果是愚男跟他妻子一起幸福的過了一輩子直到死.這就是我們有這樣的一個假日的緣由：「愚人節」.