哪位英語學家幫我翻譯下面一段文字,中譯英～謝謝了.

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哪位英語學家幫我翻譯下面一段文字,中譯英～謝謝了.
你嫌棄我矮,我努力鍛鍊長個子；你嫌棄我窮,我努力賺錢買車子；你嫌棄我丑,我去整容變帥哥……如果我都成了那樣「完美」,那你覺得我還會愛你這個滿臉痘痘的胖妞嗎?

解答：

You said that I'm short,I try to exercise to grow taller; you said that I am poor,I try to make money to afford a car; you said that I'm ugly,I am willing to get plastic surgery to change my face ...but,if I have already become that "perfect",do you still think that I will still love you,as your face is full of acne and you are a fat girl?