英語翻譯明天就急於要用的一份英語自我介紹,提供中文,望好心人士幫忙翻譯成英文.不必逐字翻譯,但希望儘量與原文保持一致.中

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明天就急於要用的一份英語自我介紹,提供中文,望好心人士幫忙翻譯成英文.不必逐字翻譯,但希望儘量與原文保持一致.中文如下:我叫某某.來自浙江.都說江南水鄉的少女有水般的溫柔與美麗,我的名字雖然挺水靈,但是也許是我出生時臉先著地吧,我長得倒像東北漢子.我雖然不溫柔,但是我很熱情.我雖然不聰明,但是我很努力.我不喜歡運動,但是我很強壯.這點相信不用我說,大家也看的出來.因爲缺少運動,所以身材欠佳,對不住大家的眼球還請大家見諒.又因爲身材欠佳,所以我的英文名字叫slender.減肥成功是我十大夢想之一.希望在變成老姑娘之前我能先變得slender.我討厭籃球,網球,桌球,羽毛球等等等等,但是我不討厭貝克漢姆,因爲他很帥.我喜歡逛書店,喜歡上圖書館,喜歡買書,儘管我不怎麼喜歡看書.但是我最喜歡的還是錢了,儘管我很窮.非常高興能夠認識大家,我會珍惜這緣分,與大家一起努力,共同進步.最後不得不說的一點就是我很熱於助人,希望大家多多向我索取幫助,當然能夠多多給予我幫助也最好不過了.

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Hey, every one! I am ..., from Zhejiang. It said that girls from the south of the changjiang river are as gentle and pretty as Adam's wine, but for me, my name is like water, yet i look like a male from northeast, proprably because my face was down to the ground when i was born. I am not gentle, but i am full of passion. I am not clever, but i am not hard-working. Everybody can tell i am really strong even though i do not like doing exercises.
A lack of exercises makes me not healthy enough. Excuse me if i make u guys sick. My health status is not good, so my English name is Slender. Losing weight is one of my ten greatest dreams. Hopefully, i will become slender before i become an old virgin.
I hate playing bascketball, tennis, table tennis, badminton, etc. But i do not hate Beckham, because he is really cute.
I love to going around in book stores. I also like to spend time in library or buy some books, i do not really like to read, though. My favorite stuff is money, though i am not rich. I am so glad to meet you guys. I will cherish this luck, and make great efforts with u people. Last but not least, I am always ready to offer my help. Feel free to ask me if you need any help. It would be nice if u guys can give me some aid. Thank you all.